I write to you this
morning on (apparently) the hottest day in September since 1911, from the stuffy walk in
centre waiting room. I've managed to get myself a nice little infection in my
gum behind my wisdom tooth. It's not painful one bit and I'm having the best
time (said through partially gritted teeth because I can't close my mouth
properly)! I'm also totally 100% looking forward to having a whole week off the
booze due to the antibiotics, especially when I'm booked in for a bottomless
brunch on Saturday afternoon. It's an even bigger bummer of a situation that
there'll be over 30 other people in my party enjoying the delights of unlimited
Prosecco (literally my dream) whilst I'll probably be crying into my eggs (and
non-alcoholic cocktail). WAHHHHH!
(edit: I totally googled this and it's apparently a myth, so don't expect to hear from me for the next week as I'll probably be face down in a puddle of my own vomit.)
FBJ (Floral Bomber Jacket....obvs)
Friday, 9 September 2016
Hello you wonderful lot!
I'm currently typing to you all from my sofa watching GBBO (Great British Bake Off for the non-nerds of the baking world) at 8pm on a Friday evening. ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL. Everyone else is in the pub. Unfortunately I had a little bit too much fun last night at a work event (can someone say 'free drinks'?!). Feeling a bit ropey today so it's TV and an early night for me.
So for the reason you're all here; who are you kidding, you're here for my hilarious wit and charm obviously, I would
just like to introduce you to the reason that I am wishing summer away right
now. This AMAZINGLY beautiful floral jacquard fur collared bomber jacket.
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