Hello you wonderful lot!
I'm currently typing to you all from my sofa watching GBBO (Great British Bake Off for the non-nerds of the baking world) at 8pm on a Friday evening. ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL. Everyone else is in the pub. Unfortunately I had a little bit too much fun last night at a work event (can someone say 'free drinks'?!). Feeling a bit ropey today so it's TV and an early night for me.
So for the reason you're all here; who are you kidding, you're here for my hilarious wit and charm obviously, I would
just like to introduce you to the reason that I am wishing summer away right
now. This AMAZINGLY beautiful floral jacquard fur collared bomber jacket.
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| Jacket: ASOS |
It really was love at first sight for me when I spotted this on the New In page on ASOS a couple of weeks ago. Sadly for me, this meant that it was before payday and I fully expected for all sizes to be sold out before the 28th rolled around….BUT the Gods pulled through and it was firmly in my grasp by the next day! Shockingly, this jacket is still in stock even now, so whether that’s down to the fact that in reality the jacket is garishly ugly (which let’s be honest, is probably why I’m so attracted to it) or that ASOS ramped up their order in anticipation. Either or, frankly I dgaf cause IT’S ALL MINE.
I’m imagining
rocking a full black outfit (naturally) in a clash of textures, featuring a
lace hemmed satin slip, over a multi strapped bra and mesh top, finishing with
a pair of fishnet socks and some Dr Martens. Sexy or what.
So until the
temperature dips lower than 20 Degrees (in London anyway - sorry to my
brethren's repping the Midlands massive and you Northern monkeys) , you'll find
me sat in my bedroom staring at this beauty, wishing and hoping.
Jokes, you'll
probably find me down the pub.
Ciao!
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