I have this thing for...Statement Sleeves

Hi lovelies!

Hope everyone is enjoying their grey Tuesday! I am mainly spending mine worrying about the lack of spending money I have for my trip to Berlin this weekend, whilst simultaneously looking at buying a new laptop and/or clothes that I do not need, including all of these tops below. How many ruffles are too many? ...YES I AM AWARE I HAVE AN ISSUE.

My bitter-sweet love affair with Instagram.

I consider myself to be predominately a visual person, this can be backed up by the hours I spend trawling through Instagram. My boyfriend particularly hates how I sit scrolling whilst I’m meant to be concentrating on the latest episode of Taboo. I have to remind him time and time again how fucking ace I am at multitasking. He just about manages to squeeze out a shit at the same time as watching Connor McGregor smash another idiot’s face in on his phone.

One pound jumpsuit, one pound jumpsuit... one pooooouuuund juuuumpsuit

CLICK IT!!! Go on...

I write to you this morning on (apparently) the hottest day in September since 1911, from the stuffy walk in centre waiting room. I've managed to get myself a nice little infection in my gum behind my wisdom tooth. It's not painful one bit and I'm having the best time (said through partially gritted teeth because I can't close my mouth properly)! I'm also totally 100% looking forward to having a whole week off the booze due to the antibiotics, especially when I'm booked in for a bottomless brunch on Saturday afternoon. It's an even bigger bummer of a situation that there'll be over 30 other people in my party enjoying the delights of unlimited Prosecco (literally my dream) whilst I'll probably be crying into my eggs (and non-alcoholic cocktail). WAHHHHH! 

(edit: I totally googled this and it's apparently a myth, so don't expect to hear from me for the next week as I'll probably be face down in a puddle of my own vomit.)

FBJ (Floral Bomber Jacket....obvs)

Hello you wonderful lot! 

I'm currently typing to you all from my sofa watching GBBO (Great British Bake Off for the non-nerds of the baking world) at 8pm on a Friday evening. ROCK AND FUCKING ROLL. Everyone else is in the pub. Unfortunately I had a little bit too much fun last night at a work event (can someone say 'free drinks'?!). Feeling a bit ropey today so it's TV and an early night for me.

So for the reason you're all here; who are you kidding, you're here for my hilarious wit and charm obviously, I would just like to introduce you to the reason that I am wishing summer away right now. This AMAZINGLY beautiful floral jacquard fur collared bomber jacket.

Paris - Day Two

Bonjoir mon amis!
I'm writing to you from my electric blanket heated bed on a Sunday evening with Family Guy playing in the background. #Goals.
Feeling pretty crappy as I read over and post this now that it is gloomy Monday! Figuratively and literally - someone sort this weather out please?!